Exam = Enjoyment

Exam times are a lot of fun.. Most of the time that is.. Way too many ppl take exams seriously. So seriously that this question was asked to me today "Did you finish studying?" and the exam today was english... What do you do with ppl like these ?? I seriously would love to know why I have to study to answer Fill in the blanks and Choose the correct answer

All my friends are online all the time.. I'm online all the time.. Me and my friends spent today taking insane photographs of ourselves.. While drinking, eating, talking, laughing, blinking, sticking the tongue out, slapping the forehead etc etc.. After drinking milk without wiping the mouth, with the "milk moush" still intact.. On Chemistry exam we are going to take photos with something I got at a new year party.. It is insanely cute because it is a Head-wear with two big red horns...

Eaves dropping during the supposed "revision hour" is fun.. Esp eaves dropping on seniors..

"Hey he proposed to me. I said no.. One big queue. I said I will love only one person and that is my husband.." It does nothing to help if you can actually see the girl saying this. It kills you to try not to laugh..I know. I've tried. "Macha, she's such a bitch da. She sent me to the HOD for texting in class da. Bitch." "Macha, periya aapu.. Onnum theriyadhu da. Konchum paper pass pannu." How my life would suck without seniors !!

Discussing the question paper after the exam is stupid.. And everyone is eager to do it..

I like the after exam discussions that have nothing to do with the exams. Like today.

"He is a really nice guy."

"Yeah right."

"He's this nice, decent, innocent guy."

"Ignorant you mean. Anyway he's not that 'innocent'. I saw him shaking his middle finger at someone two days back."

"Hey wait. Which is the middle finger? This one right?"

And hold up the finger to seek clarification.. How much more dumb and fun can this get??

Exam time also shows a marked increase in stupid sms forwards.. Like this one:

"Sri sai baba. Say this thrice. Send this to 20 ppl. Or you will fail in this exam. Do not delete. This is true."

This sort of sms does not work for me because:

1) I'm agnostic

2) I can't count

3) I don't know 20 ppl who I'd like to see fail

4) I know I won't fail in any fucking exam. That's why I study

5) I already deleted

6) I'm sceptic

Messages like these arrive in bunches.. With Jesus and Sri Krishna and Allah in a tow. All for passing an exam, extending the lifetime of your mother, to prove you love your father, to live longer, blah blah..

But the best by far was this:

"Aatha kanchi oothura. Aatha enna kapaathu. Send this to 20 ppl illa nee gaali."

The transliteration would be : "Aatha is pouring gruel. Aatha save me. Send this to 20 ppl or you will die."

Maybe if aatha was pouring free booze, the guys might be interested...