Incoherence

Stuff just pop into my head and I want to write them down but then I'm too lazy to.. Besides those thoughts are all random and completely arbit so there's only one way I can put them all on the same post..

# IPL rocks. CSK not playing as usual. What is Dhoni saving Murali and Ntini for?? And WHY is Patel and Sharma in every match??

# I dunno why ppl who know nothing of cricket poke their noses into it. Shilpa Shetty is a part owner of the Rajasthan Royals (winners of the last season).. They incidentally lost their first match of this season to Delhi Daredevils. With an unattainable run rate of over 15 rpo, RR is looking glum while Ms. Shilpa Shetty is waving frantically coz she is on camera.. As Sunny Gavaskar Commented with wry humor, "Anyone with a little about idea about cricket would be looking a little worried for their team right now.."

# Talking of IPL, What's up with this anon blogger claiming to be a frustrated member of the Kolkata Knight Riders? He's got more than 21000 profile visits and over 1880 followers (at the time of scribbling this post) and he started blogging only this april after IPL started..KKR's are going nuts over this as is the IPL panel over all the negative attention. KKR have officially denied that an inside guy is the blogger while IPL panel is maintaining the silent treatment..And why is KKR losing their matches anyway?? They've got the fourth best line up ever.

# Ferrari's having a lousy season this year. Too bad Sutil had to go and crash just as he was leading Hamilton comfortably in Shangai..Bad year for Vijay Mallya.. Bangalore Royal Challengers been losing all matches except their first.

# Fracture is a pain in the ass. (Weird sentence structure when you think about it)

# Physics ma'am is hopeless. The guys have a name for her. "Item".. Never seen anything look less like one (going by tamil cinema).. And when I told this to a classmate, his reply, "All of you girls are just jealous of her".. Right. The Pope might as well just get married.

# Civil Sir is just as hopeless. I walk into his class late by 10 mins regularly and I'm still the earliest in the class.. And he never has anything to say about it.. My civil notes notebook (so called) is covered with pages of BINGO. Apparently I'm leading Bhargavi 21-17

# The guys in my class have a song for their trip to their HQ. So called because they all go there in groups, never bother to close the damn door and chatter wildly.. The song btw is .. "Show me the meaning of peeing lonely".. Need of the hour

# The new Honda city, and the Hayabusa 09 are sexy... (Those who have issues with my choice of adjective, pls replace sexy with fuckin good. If you still have issues, get lost)

# I never get tired of watching little rascals, monsters inc., paycheck, letters from Iwo Jima, michael mathana kama rajan.. Dunno why

# All hollywood movies are funny when translated into tamil.. Cartoons even more so.. Try watching Dexter's laboratory or the Powerpuff girls.. Hmmm.. I wonder what they'll make of The Dark Knight..

# Mech class rocks. Man, the prof got a standing ovation.. The way he thrashed earth hour.. "Which idiot introduced this concept of earth hour? Out of 365 days you are selecting one hour in one day to observe earth hour uh? Out of 8760 hours in a year, you're switching off your lights for one hour to save earth uh? What logic is that? All of you are stupids.. Foolish you all are.."

Man.. It was hilarious.. I mean it was the best mech class ever (exempting the mech workshops) and only because of this look of absolute passion on his face..
"How many of you use geysers for heating water for your bath? You all will generally use 15 liters for bathing. A bucketful right? That is a bucketful. To increase the temperature of one liter of water by one degree celsius you need 4186 joules. Say the temperature of water is about 30 degrees. You will need at least a temperature of 35 or 40 for a warm bath. So do the math...." At this point, we were all hopelessly lost. I mean we were laughing so hard. I never wondered abt the temperature of water much less how many liters I used for washing myself.. He actually asked us at what temperature we thought our bath water was.. The average answer was 70.. I know, it was nuts. But we couldn't even think. It was hopeless really.

"So you are using about 85 kilo joules to heat your bath water. Do you know how much coal is burnt to produce energy so you can have your 85 kilo joules just for heating water? The best method is heating by using wood. Burn wood and heat your water for your bath.. You are all not realising.. All of you are stupids.. Idiots and fools you ppl are"

And we can't stop ourselves. I have tears running down my face. Tears of laughter that is.. We never appreciated anyone calling us idiots and complete fools this much. Man, the mech prof is so cute.