Second Semester Sucks

It hit me just yesterday that my second sem sucks like a black hole. For the past 3 or 4 yrs, there has been no sem system for the first year. Now my batch has the sem system like after 4 yrs. And guess what? There are no books with the given syllabus available anywhere. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???????

Know how i started my morning and achieved that incredible insight about my sem???

# Yesterday was one of those lousy days when all the 7 hours were theory classes.

# There's this female in my bus who pisses me off all the time and she sat right next to me. She's doing it on purpose, I know. I can tell.

# She is bored coz I'm ignoring her and she has nobody else to piss off. So she starts pestering me for my Ipod. I give it her just to shut her up.

# She browses thru the songs busily. Now she wants to list out the songs that she likes and the reason she likes 'em. Like I care.

# Seriously. Why can't I just smile at her like I have a lock-jaw while cursing her inside my head???

# 3rd hour physics. She comes in, starts murdering English ( I bet more than one person was turning in his grave and more than half the class wished they were in their graves.)

# She goes like " I want you to learn your daily portions so I'll be asking questions everyday. Ok? (not ok.) Now if you don't answer, what punishment shall I give? (blink blink. I knew my mind was going, but my hearing as well??) Will you write the answer 5 times? I'll check everyday (Holy mother of God!!) You agreed to my punishment, so study properly." (we agreed?? No young Lady, I don't think so)

# Suddenly, I'm not feeling so well. I feel like retching.

# Ashwin is teased for having failed in his love (?) while actually he's pissed about his up coming football match. He keeps muttering "why do I do it wrong all the time? Fuck fuck fuck." The other guys : " Don't worry about love da. Date our physics teacher. She'll make you do it 5 times if you get it wrong.....(ends on a note of tantalising promise)

# I'm feeling lousier by the minute. The civil prof is so mild and scared of the stu's that we are talking while he is talking as well.

# English hr after lunch. Need I say more?

# Col's over and I'm sitting in the bus wondering if I should've tried throwing up, back at college. Can't do a thing now anyway. I pull out a book called "My life on a plate" from my bag to keep me distracted about throwing up.

# Bad choice of book. Some stupid voice in my head, a voice which I can do without, tells me in a conspirational whisper that I'll prolly end up like the female in the book. What a thought to have when you feel like retching already.

# A mob of about 200 protesting something on the street. Cmon. Gimme a break here. All I want to do is go home and throw up in the comfort of my bathroom and there's been 4 traffic jams already.

# The irritating girl now gives me list of the names of her dolls. There's bunny who's actually a pig, cute who's an elephant, beauty- a teddy, fruity- another teddy, bla bla bla. now I wanna retch more than ever.

# Home. ouch. A guest. I splash cold water on my face and plop onto the bed. Grandma bustling in, " Come say hello. Cmon." With a smile botoxed in place I do as I'm told.

# There's this guy who sends like 20 texts per day, all of the senti variety. It's really irritating when you want to sleep. Getting no response, he calls up. Wow. nothing's more comfy than opening your mouth to talk when you feel like vomiting.

# I get a text from a classmate at 11. "are u in love with someone? If you don't mind telling me, pls tell." I reply, " Yes darling, I'm in love with our CM. Planning to elope. What do ya think?"

# Btw What was that protest about anyway? I should watch the news more. But I've really got an issue with the way it's presented. It bothers me so much that I have frequent dreams with small dialogues boxes saying " If you want just news and no attitude, click the "news only" button." Grouse.

# I yell at my darling friend from col for no apparent reason. He takes it remarkably well and is very decent about it. God only knows why I started sobbing suddenly in the middle of the night.

# I get bored. might watch the news after all. I surf thru all the channels, no luck. Fuck.


Like I said, second sem sucks so far