Next time I shall take to staring at the ceiling

I'd always wanted to do a post on how my day went from the minute I woke up till I hit the bed again. Strangely enough, no matter how good my day happened to be, I wanted a day that went wrong from the start for my post. This post isn't abt a day that was lousy from the start, but then, owing to a bloody female (to whom I dedicate this post) who very unfortunately happens to be my comp sci lab teacher, my day starting going downhill ever since I stepped into that grubby place (the lab). So this qualifies....

Asking me to shut up and not talk = asking the Pope to get married. It just doesn't happen. It's one of the universal truths. But I guess this female can be excused (she's new to our class). Anyways, we're doing shell programming in Linux ( You're not the only one wondering why) and my best pal in college, GG, is sitting next to me. I don't get the output and he asks me to change the directory. The fuckin female sees him pointing to my monitor and me telling him to go to hell. And then she starts the comedy.....

FF : Hey you..

Girish gets up.

FF : Not you. The girl.

I swear under my breath and get up from my place. She beckons me with her finger. I try to arrange my face into that puppy dog look that always works....and failing miserably. Totally and inexplicably, I want to laugh. As a result, my look goes from 'lost puppy' to 'maniac escapee from an asylum'

FF : What's your name?

Me : Gayathri ma'am

FF : hmmmm.....

Fiddling with my ID

FF : How much did you get?

Me : Ma'am...

FF : What's your mark?

Me : I dunno ma'am

FF : You dunno ah? you don't even know your own marks???

Me : We have grade system ma'am. no one knows their marks.

FF : Ah. Yes. What's your cgs?

Me : gpa

FF : what?

Me : It's gpa ma'am. not cgs.

By now I've decided to be rude to her so she could send me out of the lab. The air conditioning failed and I finished my programming anyway. effing hell

FF : Athu thaan. What did you get?

Me : 7.8

FF : Arrear illaya?

Me : no

FF : unmaiyava?

Me : yes.

FF : hmmm... po

I go sit down. The guys and all are cursing her too :D as a mass plan ( whatever that is) they all start talking too. But this female has her eyes only on me. Somehow I'm not bothered. Given that both me and girish have terminals next to each other, we are chatting with each other anyway, by typing and reading each others monitors. We happily discuss Ragnarok. We're discussing my pet ( a poring) and my next character ( an assasin) and the signature moves of my present character (lord knight)

By now, it's the last 30 minutes of the lab. We decide to get some work done after all. So I get someone obs and we start copying. Only we let the obs slip down to the floor. So I bent down to retrieve it and told girish "It's ok. I got it." And that female calls me again...(Pls do notice that I opened my mouth for the first time since she ticked me off the first time)

FF : Enna venum unnaku??

Me : water ma'am

FF : WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE???

Me : Writing

FF : What?

Me : Basic commands

FF : Athuku nee pesanuma?

Me : illa

FF : Then what did you tell him??

Before I can reply, she yells to a guy at the last terminal... " Arun, Fifth time warning. sit down. " WTF

Me : I didn't say anything

FF : But I saw your lips move

Me : Ma'am. no AC ma'am. This lab is hot ma'am. I'm sweating ma'am. so I said 'kadavulae' ma'am.

FF : Why you did you say it to him?

Me : I didn't say anything.

FF : What are you both doing?

Me : writing

FF : what?

Me : BASIC COMMANDS!!!!

FF : why are you both writing together?

Me : Cos we're coping from the same obs.

FF : hmmm...

Staring at me.... she's gotta do better than that.

Me : staring back...utterly bored look on my face

FF : So you tell him anything?

Me (@ girish who happens to be all the way across the lab): Did I say something?

He stands up. " What?" "Oh. No ma'am. she didn't say anything."
Girish (@me) : Did u say something?

I grin at him and turn back to ma'am.

Me (in a hurt voice) : ma'am? Can I leave?

FF : hmmm... po.

I fled to my place. And I hi- fived 7 ppl :D

Btw the files that I've created so far are
#fdisklas (fuck this class)
#fdakybrd (fuck the keyboard)
#gts (go to sleep)
#yyy (yuck yuck yuck)
#stufe (stupid female)
#dislabsux (this lab sux)
#wamidohre (what am I doing here)
#effhe (effing hell)