Why did the chicken cross the road? Pretty dumb question, I know. But apparently, this is a joke. (ha ha ha I can hardly breathe for laughing). Actually the original is (at least I think it’s the original)
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: to prove it wasn’t chicken!!!(???)
There are other versions too.
Q: why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: because it was chicken.
Q: why did the turkey cross the road?
A: it was the chickens’ day off.
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: it got sick of all the jokes.
Finally I got sick of all these jokes (?). How would it be if this dumb question was put to the famous? In some cases, the answers were as dumb as the question.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dr. Phil: The problem we have here is that the chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is to help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding on “NEW” problems.
Oprah Winfrey: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
George W. Bush: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Pat Buchanan: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
Grandpa: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
John Lenon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together-in peace.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads but also lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
Al Gore: I invented the chicken!
Son of slave who became a doctor
1 week ago
8 comments:
the original thing was as far as i know
Q : Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A : To get to the other side of the road
this is just like a knock-knock joke !!
the einstein statement 's cool :D
@msk:if that's the original,then who classified it as a joke?
@ken: i like grandpa!
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest and most famous jokes still in use in the English language.[citation needed] The most common answer is "To get to the other side." When asked at the end of a series of other riddles, whose answers are clever, obscure, and tricky, this answer's obviousness and straight-forwardness becomes part of the humour. The joke is based on several suspensions of disbelief, the most obvious being that the chicken has wings, and could obviously fly to the other side of the road.
-Wikipedia
@msk:thalaiva! you looked it up in wiki!!!!
lol .. of course .. or did you think i mugged up entire wikipedia
if it was u, " hello! is that KFC?". and if it was me, "mrs.nirupa ,wat it it?. a wyandotte, leghorn, kakarnath,........?".Darla i don wan ur ppl 2 comnt.....!. i had had enough!!! Zipppppppppppppp.
sorry, it shd b,"mrs .nirupa, wat IS it?".
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