Interesting...........

There are only a few things that are as interesting or obsessing or dirty as sex, politics and women. last week i read this book and it offered quite a few interesting insights.... couldnt wait to share, so here goes..........

ON SEX:
*condoms are not completely safe. my friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
*flies spread disease. keep yours zipped.
*sex is not the answer. sex is the question. yes is the answer
*in a word association test, a student was asked why a snow storm put the thought of sex in his mind. he honestly replied,"because everything does."
*sex without love is an empty experience. but as far as empty experiences go it is pretty good.
*condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
*there are many mechanical things that sexually excite a woman. one of them is a mercedes 360 SL convertible.
*when a guy talks dirty to a woman it is sexual harassment.when a girl talks dirty to a guy,it is $3.50 per minute.
*tell him that am too fucking busy or vice versa
*not long ago sex was dirty and the air was clean.

ON WOMEN:

*a guy goes on a date wondering if he will be lucky. a woman already knows.
*women all over the world dress exactly-to annoy other women.
*a woman should be placed on a pedestal.high enough so you can look up her dress.

ON POLITICS:

*politics is derived from latin which means 'poly'-many 'tics'-blood suckers
*being a president has its advantages. the day after i got elected i classified my high school grades as top secret.
-reagen
*if 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' then what is the opposite of 'progress'?

there's some more. i'll update when i remember. i need ur comments so as to decide whether i should really update